We. Do. Not. Care.

If you have a she-shed and no longer care about bras that fit, peeing a little bit when you laugh, or plucking the 3 new chin hairs that sprouted overnight, then welcome to the club – the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town. This coloring book is for all of the fed-up Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and beyond. Grab your fan, take the night off from cooking dinner (they know where the kitchen is!), and find some colored pencils in that junk drawer you no longer care about. It’s time to sit back and color with this sanity-saving coloring book, featuring:

• 40 cozy, hand-drawn illustrations showing the things we no longer care about (from paper thin gowns at the gynecologist to doom scrolling at 3:26 am)
• Hilarious scenes to remind you that you're not alone on the Hot Mess Express (we’re in this together, Sisters)
• Individually printed pages to prevent bleed through and images large enough to color without reading glasses (you’re welcome)
• Hours of entertainment to help you relax and unwind (you deserve it!)